mitchdahbitch:

sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

  • Family: *insults my weight*
  • Family: *insults my interests*
  • Family: *insults my friends*
  • Family: *insults my music*
  • Family: *judges me constantly*
  • Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.
sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.
diancie:

Hope a few of his teeth got knocked the fuck out. Stupid ass weak white bitch.
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atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian